Zodiac Signs Ranked From Nicest To Bitchiest

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1. LIBRA

If Libra girls have a problem, its that they arent nearly bitchy enough. These sweet little peaceful angels are peacemakers and would rather be unhappy than see anyone around them unhappy. They believe in justice, equality, and harmony, even if it comes at their own expense. They seek to settle disputes rather than start them. If you ever have any problems with a Libra, its clear that the bitch.

2. PISCES

Soft and helpful and non-combative, everything is nicey-Picey with them! They hate fighting and conflict and meanness and gossipbasically, they hate everything that girls tend to do to one another when in large groups. If you try to start a fight with a Pisces, this sweet little fish will just turn and swim away.

3. TAURUS

Unlike her namesake the Bullwhich charges into danger and stampedes over everything in its patha Taurus woman is patient and longsuffering. Sensitive to criticism herself, she makes it a point not to criticize others. She is warmhearted and generous and has no qualms sharing half of her pesto panini with you if youre hungry. If you cross her enough, though, her Inner Bitch will eventually emerge, however reluctantly. This is why you should never cross nice people.

4. AQUARIUS

Famous for being friendly and kind, Aquarians have no time for bitchiness or backstabbing. They also have no time for people who are mean and cruel. But this doesnt mean they are doormatsthey also are born rebels and will not tolerate being mistreated. If you try being mean to an Aquarius, you just might not get a Christmas card from themat least this year, you wont.

5. SAGITTARIUS

Although they have a tendency to be restless and impatient, Sags rarely let this turn into hostility or aggressionthey have their eyes on the prize, and it frustrates them to live in a world thats often cruel and unjust. If you act bitchy toward her, she wont grab your hair and start clawing out your eyesshell merely disengage, shake her head, and walk away while muttering, Well, was uncalled for.

6. GEMINI

Geminis tend to be nice and outgoing They also tend to gossip a lot, which, if you ask me, is a bit of a bitch move. The tendency to spread rumors about others, whether true or false, is the very essence of bitchinessIf you really want to see her bitch sideand would you want to do that?confront her about all the false rumors shes been spreading. She will start bitching so loudly, everyone at the restaurant will drop their forks and stare in amazement, jaws hanging open.

7. CANCER

Cancer girls can be nice or bitchy depending on their moodand as we all know far too well, Crab Ladies are some of the moodiest crustaceans in the zodiac. If you catch her in a good mood, shell hug and squeeze and kiss you and compliment you on your hair and say shes jealous of how pretty you are. But if you catch her on a day when dark clouds are hovering over her head, you should duck for cover. When the chips are down, she is one touchy bitch!

8. LEO

Your average Leo girl is warm, friendly, forgiving, and even willing to smile while listening to bitch all the livelong day. But dont let that make you think shes just a little harmless purring kitteninside that kitten is the heart of a lioness. Her biggest flaw is that, once angered, she will say something so harsh and unfeeling, it will reduce you to tears and have you curling up in a ball in the corner. Thats why its best to be nice and pet the kittenotherwise, youre sticking your head in the mouth of a lioness.

9. VIRGO

This is a star sign that may be incorrectly named, because real virgins are innocent and hardly ever this bitchy. Then again, maybe theyre bitchy because theyve never had raw, exhilarating sex. When a Virgo gets bitchy, its hardly ever physical or straight-out verbal abuse. No, she practices a far more nitpicky and passive-aggressive form of critical bitchiness. Shell wrap a couple compliments inside an insult like one wraps rice and beans inside a tortillaThats a beautiful dress, and your hair looks fabulous todayits about time!

10. ARIES

Ask an Aries, and she will tell you that shes courageous, assertive, passionate, energetic, and even a little fiery. This is a very nice way of saying impatient, hyperactive, aggressive, headstrong, arrogant, and, yes, bitchy bitchy Aries women arent the bitchiest, but its not for a lack of trying. She needs to tone it down by stirring a teaspoon of humility into her morning tea. She also needs to learn the difference between childlike and childish.

11. CAPRICORN

Bitchiness can be either hot or coldeither raging or aloofand Capricorn women are ice queens once they decide to take the exit toward Bitchtown, USA. Although they are patient, once youve angered or hurt them youll feel a cold mist descending upon the room. They wont smack you in the face or scream at youbut they just might gossip and undermine you and tell the Human Resources manager about all the unsavory things youve said about the company.

12. SCORPIO

Poisonously bitchy, this is the one sign you dont want to make angry, because they will plot revenge with the methodical coldness of a serial killer. Its like they were born with PMS! They are combative, distrustful, malicious, and vengeful. Oh, sure, they can be nice if you dont upset them. But if you ever make that mistake, dont ever turn your back on themif you do, their giant scorpion tail will be raised and poised to sting.

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