What… what is going on? Are those spiders drawn on her tits with finger paint? Did she trip in a glitter factory and get mauled by the machinery? And did she steal that coat from Jim Carrey’s character from WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE? I have a lot of questions, obviously, and I’m very concerned. Let’s take a closer look at this mess.
I’m not even going to think about how long it must have taken her to scrub all that glitter off. Actually, knowing Bella Thorne aka judging off her social media presence, that glitter will probably remain on her body for the next two to three weeks. But upon closer inspection, it looks like she could be dressed as Poison Ivy? Homegirl literally glued leaves to her eyebrows, so what else can it be? (For the record, I respect that level of dedication to a costume.) But for reference, this is Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy:
Yeeeah. Um. Bella, you have money. It doesn’t have to be this way. I crafted a Betty Cooper River Vixens costume by hand for less money than you probably spent on coffee this morning and it looks a hell of a lot better than…whatever this is. I get that not everybody is as much of a
loser retired sorority big DIY-er as me, but come on. Hell, even your friend in the corner came correct with an actual Batgirl costume. I’m just saying, you don’t have to dress like a swamp skank all the time. On the one hand, it’s important to have a personal aesthetic. But on the other hand, could you pick literally any other aesthetic?
But whatever. Happy birthday, Bella! It looks like all three people at your party had a fun time.
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